Me: Hey, Spencer and Beckett, we got a postcard in the mail that it's almost time to sign up for Little League! Do you want to play baseball again this year?
Spencer: Sorry, but I have other plans for this summer.
Spencer: Mom, this bookmark says, "Books are awesome." I'm pretty sure that the person who made it likes to read. Because, if they didn't like to read, I think they probably would have made it say, "Books suck."