Secret Agent

Spencer and Beckett were being secret agents.  Beckett was Agent Jumpy B, because he likes to jump.  Spencer was Agent Skippy S, because he likes to skip.  After a while, Spencer said, "Mom?  Agent Skippy S is too long.  You can just call me A-S-S for short!"

The Boss

Spencer:  Beckett is not the boss at this house.
Beckett:  But, I just THINK I'm the boss!

Helping

Me:  Beckett, I need you to help me so that we can be ready to go camping soon!
Beckett:  I want to help by sitting here and eating grapes.

Real breakfast

Spencer just told me, "Mom!  I am NOT eating these Cheerios just for fun!  I'm eating them for my real breakfast!"