Frozen Pizza

Me:  What should we have to eat?  How about frozen pizza?
Beckett:  NO!  I don't want FROZEN pizza!  I want it HOT!

Kickboxing Kangaroo

Spencer just told me that he stuffed a grocery sack into the trash just like a "kickboxing kangaroo shoves a dingo down underwater."

Beckett just told me that when he was a baby, he was trying to say "na na", but what actually came out was "Transformers, more than meets the eye! Decepticons go GO!"

Who's We?

Beckett was telling me about how much fun he had playing in the water at daycare this afternoon.  He said, "And, we splashed!"  I said, "Who's we?"  He paused for a second and said, "There is no one named 'We' at daycare!" 

Booty

Beckett and Spencer were paying Kinect Joy Ride this afternoon.  Beckett said that his car was a "booty car".  I asked him why he called it that, and he said it was because it has a booty.  So, I asked, "What's a booty?"  Beckett said, "You know, the body part that toots!"

Hawaii?

Today, Spencer went on a field trip to a water park with his daycare friends.  When I picked him up, I told him to tell me about his day.  He said:

"First, I was playing with the Legos.  Then, my teacher told me to get changed into my swimming trunks.  Then, we got on the bus and drove to HAWAII!"

Me:  "Hawaii?  Are you sure?!"

Spencer:  "Yes!  Hawaii!!"

Me:  "Was it MAHONEY instead?"

Spencer:  "Oh yeah.  It was that..."