Sorry

Spencer accidentally spilled Beckett's bottle of water in the van tonight.  Spencer told him sorry, but Beckett was still mad about the situation.  So, I said, "Beckett, when someone tells you that they are sorry, you should say, 'It's okay, I forgive you.'  So, do you have something to tell Spencer?"  He said, "Spencer, sorry doesn't cut it!!!"

Water

In the bathroom at the bowling alley, Spencer says:
Mom, do you know how I can tell which is the hot water and which is the cold?  Because this one (points to the cold) has a blue circle, like the sea.  And, this one (points to the hot) has a red circle like HOT LAVA!

24 funs!

Me:  Hey Beckett, did you tell Spencer how much fun you had at Taylor's birthday party?
Beckett:  Spencer!  I had TWENTY FOUR funs at Taylor's party!
Spencer:  *sigh*  Beckett, that doesn't even make any sense.

Ninja!

On our way home from Omaha today, a man riding a motorcycle and wearing a camo jacket was in the lane beside us. 
Spencer asked, "Mom, is that an Army guy?!"
I replied, "Hm.. I'm not sure.  But maybe..."
Beckett piped up, "I don't think that he is an Army guy.  I think that he is a NINJA!"

Shopping with Beckett Round Two

Remember last time I took Beckett shopping?  How he told me I looked "fab-lee-us" when I tried on a pair of pants?  Well, I took him with me to Old Navy today.  I was trying on a pair of khaki pants when he looked at me and said, "Mommy?  Do you think those pants are too tight?!"

Yeah, buddy, I do.  I don't need you to tell me, too.  ;)