Wednesday

My Mom: Beckett, I thought you were going to be a big boy and poop in the potty.
Beckett: Is it Wednesday?
My Mom: No, it's not Wednesday. It's Sunday.
Beckett: Well, I only poop in the potty on Wednesdays.

The truth...

Spencer: (Something that was awfully bossy, but I don't remember what it was)
Me: That sure sounded bossy, Spencer. Who is the boss here?
Spencer: Mom, I know you are the boss, but I am telling the truth! The truth just sounds bossy sometimes.

Heaven?

Beckett: Mommy, where is heaven?
Me: It's far away.
Beckett: Is it like a town?
Me: Well, it might be kind of like a town. I don't know for sure.

Silence for a few minutes -

Beckett: Mommy... that town... was it called Heaven... Or Kevin?

Girls...

We have friends with the last name Hartvigsen. They have three little girls. Spencer calls them the "Vixen girls". LOL!

Little brothers can be the worst...

Scene: Beckett does something mean to Spencer.

Spencer: Beckett is so mean. He's just so, so mean. Let's give him to a new family.