Smart Phone

Beckett:  Why do noses make snot?
Me:  I am not sure.
Beckett:  You should say that to your phone and find out!

Egypt

Beckett:  I wish that I lived in Egypt.  And, that I was already dead.  Then, I could be a mummy!

Tough luck!

Me: Tough luck, little duck!
Beckett: Ugh! I HATE tough luck!!

Telling time

"Oh, Spencer, it's getting really late! You need to get in bed right now!!"
"Mom, it's only 8:10... my bedtime is 8:30."

Why did he have to learn to tell time?!

Sheep

Beckett made a sheep covered in cotton balls at daycare.  When I picked it up out of his cubby, one of the cotton balls fell off.  I told him to pick it up and we could glue it on at home.  He said, "Nah..." and started ripping all of the cotton balls off.  I said, "Beckett!  What are you doing?!"  He said, "It's summer.  This sheep doesn't need his wool anyway." 

Call Me

Me:  ♪ Hey, I just met you... And this is crazy... ♫
Beckett:  ♪  But, here's my number... So call me lazy!  ♫

For all the right reasons...

Beckett:  "Mommy, I love you because you are really super pretty and you have a really cool car!"

Tooth Fairy

Beckett:  How do you think the tooth fairy knows when there is a tooth at our house?  I think she sniffs them like a dog sniffs a bone!

Itch Scratcher

Beckett got a toothbrush today at his dentist visit.  It has a tongue cleaner on the back side.  He was showing it to me, and I asked him if he knew what that was.  He rubbed it on his cheek and said, "Yeah, you use it if have an itch when you are brushing your teeth..." 

Not yet!

Me:  Beckett!  You lost one tooth and you have another wiggly one.  You are growing up!
Beckett:  No, I am NOT growing up.  I am still only five.  Not even five and a half!

It's a secret!

Spencer:  "I will be a secret spy when I grow up!  And, I will write 'I am not a spy' on my car so that people won't know I'm a spy!"

The answer is blowin' in the wind

Beckett just told me, "Mom, I just saw something move in your room, but it must be the wind because the only other things that could have moved it is a monster or an alien and those aren't real, right?"